Some T-Shirt One-liners

These are some T-Shirt one liners that I found in my acting text book. We were discussing how stressing different words can change the meaning of a statement. Below are some of my favorite one-liners from that section:


If a man speaks in the forest and there’s no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

I want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal.

I don’t know what you problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

I’m only wearing black until they make something darker.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.


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