Some T-Shirt One-liners
These are some T-Shirt one liners that I found in my acting text book. We were discussing how stressing different words can change the meaning of a statement. Below are some of my favorite one-liners from that section:
If a man speaks in the forest and there’s no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
I want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal.
I don’t know what you problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
I’m only wearing black until they make something darker.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.